Siri - Apple's new digital assistant has attitude!
1. Q: Can you sing? A: Daisy, Daisy, give me your answer do..
2. Q: What are you wearing? A: You have the wrong personal assistant. A: Why do people keep asking me this? A: Aluminosilicate glass and stainless steel. Nice, huh?
3. Q: Beam me up. A: Please install the latest version of iCloud and try again. A: Energising. A: Sorry Captain, your TriCorder is in Airplane mode. A: WiFi or 3G? A: Please remove your belt, shoes and jacket, and empty your pockets.
4. Q: Tell me a joke A: I can’t. I always forget the punch line
5. Q:What do you look like naked? A: In the cloud, no-one cares what you look like.
Now I'd be happy to offer you some of my own experiences but alas after three half hour phone calls to Telstra I'm still waiting to be introduced!